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There’s an old saying…

"Don’t bite the hand that feeds you."

Today I learned something: If the hand stops feeding you, you’re gonna bite it because you’re fucking hungry.

#wcw #womancrushwednesday speaks for itself.

#wcw #womancrushwednesday speaks for itself.

walkingdeadites:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

                 

(Source: lindsaybluth)

You guys… It’s the Meow-na Lisa.

You guys… It’s the Meow-na Lisa.

This is the best thing ever.

Dec 9

“My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day.

I told them this story:

In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, “Look at me…I’m tall, and I’m straight, and I’m handsome. Look at you…you’re all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you.” And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, “Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest.” So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.”

- Tom Waits

Dec 8

thedevilspanties:

whathappenedtomary:

Accurate representation of what it would be like if I tried to make the first move.

Moves been made. Still like this.

(Source: rachellweisz)

Happy hour at Señor Wong! (at Señor Wong)

Happy hour at Señor Wong! (at Señor Wong)

Baked’n’Loaded Blucy! (at The Blue Door Pub Longfellow)

Baked’n’Loaded Blucy! (at The Blue Door Pub Longfellow)

The Mississippi River

The Mississippi River